- I'm feeling quite ubersexual today. (numerous times)
- I hope you have a boob day!!!
- You're such a sperm demon.
- I'm thinking about tit today. (This is just one example of many variants)
My resume of auto-corrects is quite impressive. Here are just a few of the ones I've sent out on my phone:
Jesus follower. Love music, baseball, theater, and traveling. Always up for a new adventure. Always ready to meet new friends.