Adventures of Brian
 
  • Please, give me everything on my hamburger.
  • Would you please play more country music?
  • Pedicures are such a waste of money.
  • Oh, it's just a little dirt. It's no big deal.
  • I'll wait to take my shower until tomorrow.
  • I don't want a mixed drink. Give me a beer.
  • I'm keeping my phone turned off today.
  • I'm not in the mood to go to a concert tonight.
  • I'm spending the night in a Super 8.
  • I don't need any more shoes.
  • Let's do Chinese tonight!
  • Now isn't the right time of the year for me to go on vacation.
  • How do you like my new Wranglers?
  • You want to go shopping? Let's do something different today.
  • I can't get enough coffee.
  • At the gym today, I....
 


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Adventures of Brian